Monday, March 8, 2010

History of The Lovers Buster

Through out history, an ever growing and problematic phenomenon has formed. You see it all the time, maybe walking through a grocery store, or at a party with low guest standards. A beautiful woman, or man standing seemingly inviting for you to talk to them. But before you can make your move BAM! an ugly ass muthafuckin buster turns the corner. Clothing includes but is not limited to: Over use of Ed Hardy as base for fashion, Members Only Jackets( not the ill 90s style polyester ones with sports teams FLY!!!) Nike Dunks in horrible kept condition, K Swiss shoes in immaculate condition, jerseys tucked in, shirts to small and pants to small so it looks like your baking muffins from the backside, baseball hats with the strap that doesnt snap and has an irrelevant subject on it....like fly fishing, big white girls wearing fubu and snatchin up all the good brothas, the list goes on and on. Well now its time to put and END to this abomination. This is not to serve as an intro to this blog which Jessica, Jeff and I have created for your pure safety, but only to serve as basis of reference in case you were unsure what a buster is. To make it easy, if people are looking at your girl....then looking at you and laughing, its time to step up your game, or move the fuck along and leave her fine ass for the people who do give a shit about how they look compared to her.

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