Question....

Seriously?

Was surfin the interwebs and came across this ugly ass mother fucker...what the fuck son!?

WTF

WTF...oh my goodness ya'll look at that whack ass buster below.

This fool is so ugly I threw up when the page loaded. This fool is so uglier than my last 30min shitter session. This fools face has more craters than the mother fucking moon. This fool opened his mouth to breathe and the world ended. This fools shirt size is "custom X". This fools gf has that body from puking each time she has sex with him. This chick's tits were free because the doctor felt sorry for her. This fool looks like a pixar villian. He didn't bother shaving that massive unibrow cuz he figured his face was a "lost cause". This dude was one of those fuckers that thought Pandora was real. This fool owns 3 japanese pre-teens....three......living.......japanese.......preteens. This nigga over-dosed on ugly. This chick....watev yo fuck this fool...

Married into Money

Money talks. Its a well known fact that a lot of marriages happen because of financial reasons. But there has to be a point where even money isn't enough for a person to marry someone of the above caliber. There are literally a million reasons to not marry someone who doesn't take care of themselves looks wise and fashion wise. Now not everyone has good style, but it is something that you can change ladies. You can even change how much money a man makes by supporting him in job search's, helping him get his name out there in the music business (as is my case), or just being a good women towards him in general. But no matter how much money this man makes or how much weight he loses, he is ALWAYS going be an ugly buster. Happiness does involve money, I don't care what anyone says, but god damn, wouldn't you rather be happy in all other aspects of a relationship. Props to the women who do date men like this because of they are genuinely a good person, but set standards for yourself and the people you date/marry. If you don't respect yourself in that aspect, who is going too? Definitely not me if I see you walking down the street. Shit, I might even try to spit game at your woman if I see you aren't taking care of her right.....I know your fat ass isn't giving her the lovin she needs in bed. Now before you all think this only about wack men, there are wack women too. However as a man I'm not gonna go into who I think is good lookin' cause the only man I fuck with is myself. So in the next entry, Jessica can give us a better look at a woman's perspective. Song of the moment: I Can Take You Higher-Sly and The Family Stone

Random Chat

me: here til 10

yo who was that shorty yesterday son, lol

u got girlies drivin up from Richmond n shit

hahaha

this guy

thealmightydef: She still here yo

Hahahhaaha

She's mad cool though yo

me: yea she is

if she was whack this conversation would be completely different

I woulda been like....

ay fool, dont bring anymore buster ass whack ass stank ass ho ass punk ass no class ass (lol no class ass) trick ass scallywag ass whore ass ho's up in my house again

thealmightydef: Like we talkin n shit you know but she ain't my girl

Llllmaaaaooooo

Hahahahahahahahahahahah

Hahahahah b that was so funny

me: hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

History of The Lovers Buster

Through out history, an ever growing and problematic phenomenon has formed. You see it all the time, maybe walking through a grocery store, or at a party with low guest standards. A beautiful woman, or man standing seemingly inviting for you to talk to them. But before you can make your move BAM! an ugly ass muthafuckin buster turns the corner. Clothing includes but is not limited to: Over use of Ed Hardy as base for fashion, Members Only Jackets( not the ill 90s style polyester ones with sports teams FLY!!!) Nike Dunks in horrible kept condition, K Swiss shoes in immaculate condition, jerseys tucked in, shirts to small and pants to small so it looks like your baking muffins from the backside, baseball hats with the strap that doesnt snap and has an irrelevant subject on it....like fly fishing, big white girls wearing fubu and snatchin up all the good brothas, the list goes on and on. Well now its time to put and END to this abomination. This is not to serve as an intro to this blog which Jessica, Jeff and I have created for your pure safety, but only to serve as basis of reference in case you were unsure what a buster is. To make it easy, if people are looking at your girl....then looking at you and laughing, its time to step up your game, or move the fuck along and leave her fine ass for the people who do give a shit about how they look compared to her.